Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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