There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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