Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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