Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
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