you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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