I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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