Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
and she was petting her beer can
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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