Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Randomize
