Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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