Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I am mentally ready for anal.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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