I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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