Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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