What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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