their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just come out here and I will go home with you...
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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