Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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