tell your sister to shave her snatch
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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