I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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