"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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