summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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