Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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