Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Be still, my beating vagina.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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