Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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