you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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