I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
People with herpes should wear stickers.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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