glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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