Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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