ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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