No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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