Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I have fence marks all over my body
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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