I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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