i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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