stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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