those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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