So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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