If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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