did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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