Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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