You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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