I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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