If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
