Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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