She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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