I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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