: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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