Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Alive.
So much puke
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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