he puts the penis in happiness.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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