it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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