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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
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