9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
