We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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