Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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