I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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